matzoballer:
judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop
and man do the people with those jobs have a lot of sex

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i think im the only lawyer in the wolrd that doesnt get laid *alec baldwin’s voice* sad

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