roachpatrol:

mawsandclaws:

concept: I’m rich enough to buy art from freelance artists, commission artists to draw my ocs and i can frame them and put them up on my wall. 

concept: all the art is done in the style of fancy portraiture and all the frames are gilt. when guests come to my manor i introduce them to my OCs as if my OCs were actual members of my family. 

‘did you say he was a starship captain?’ my guests may enquire timorously.

‘yes,’ i will say, sipping my cognac. ‘a very gay one.’